Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke implies Jesus wasn't a virgin because he was "nailed" (as in, crucified) before he died, which is a play on words. "Nailed" can also mean having sex with someone. You probably haven't been nailed by anyone because you're probably still living with your parents.