"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Hey, genius. The joke is funny because the dude on the other end says "Not" like it's a name. But then he hits you with the truth bomb: "Not your dad," meaning your dad is missing in action. It's dark humor for dummies, like you!