Stephen Hawking and Heaven

  • Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

    Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Stephen Hawking used a wheelchair. Stairways are hard for wheelchairs, but ramps are easy. So, Stairway to Heaven? No can do for Stephen. I bet you also believe that ramps are only for skateboarding. You probably also think that a 'byte' is something a vampire does!

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