Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Why were the twin towers afraid of the New York jets
Because they are afraid of the jet
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When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
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You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Who wants to buy my new NFT
one thing led to another, now i have a new patio
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Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
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Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
