Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
Never drink tea in school... L give people tea if they've passed out....tea can be nice but only havd it once a day... Its not what you think..... Its not tea its CPR
Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes. They never land well.
Nun going down a water shoot? Never felt so wet in all her life.
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Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go
What goes up but never goes down
My grades
(i wish)
drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns
Hi are you even my sister.yes I am. No you not because you never even existed as my sister
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes They never land Just like the plains
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, Snow White with the Red Hair, up until now.
