Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Dobby from "Harry Potter" is saying he didn't wanna kill anyone, just, like, really mess them up. Then Coach Webb from "Jumanji" is all, "Yeah, that's messed up." It's funny 'cause, like, both movies are, you know, supposed to be for kids. You are probably the same dude to unironically like Minions memes on Facebook.