Never jokes

Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?

Person: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes?

Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?

Orphan: MOTHER!

Person: Let's go home!

Orphan: Uhhhh

*She was never to be seen again*

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

What goes up but never comes down?

Water in Australia.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?

Never mind, it’s too pointless.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?

Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.

I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.

AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!

Why do tables never need wheelchairs?

Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.

Why are the best used guns from France?

Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"

They jinxed it by saying "never sink."

Why do pedophiles never cum first?

Because they like to cum in a little behind.