Never jokes
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...