never let an orphan watch fast and the furious
all they will talk about is how great their family is
Why is the sand always pissed of?
Because the sand never waves back!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
why do orphans suck at baseball because they never could play catch
what does orphans in Batman have in common.they'll never see their parents again
why cant orphans never get a car? cause they don't have a birth certificate
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why are the English so good at chess? Because there Queen never dies.
I hope death is a women. That way she'll never come for me.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
never got a mothers love lol
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind
I walk into my driveway Steven Hawkins is on my roof
Oh wait never mind he just fell
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
The time I saw u and you ask me to be your friend me: yeah..no your to ugly even your parents never loved u kid: ðŸ˜
y Do orphans look at a house for so long Cuz they never had one
A man walks into a bar.......... and he never walks out.
