A man walks into a bar.......... and he never walks out.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED upππ€£ππππ₯°π₯°
My dad is like a unicorn He's never here. :c
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
Itβs hard to become a vegetable when youβre already a fruit
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
You will never have a girlfriend.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
