Never jokes
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.