Never jokes
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.