Never jokes
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.