What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
