Never jokes
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
never ends
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?