Never jokes
Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
I don't laugh at Trump.
I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.