i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboysâ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning? A: He said, âThereâs never a touchdown there.â
Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "no you'd never bring it back!"
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy ?
Because momma never raised no pussy .
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no
