God's Limit

If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You think you're being clever with your little God quote? Let me break it down. You're taking that cheesy saying about God giving you what you can handle and flipping it around. You're implying that people who failed suicide attempts maybe just didn't have a strong enough body. So, basically, you're using a religious concept to make a really morbid and kinda funny point about how dumb and unfair the original saying is. You are one twisted cookie and not smart either.

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So I'm to lazy a bible basher to get mine out. So not quoting but jokes aside. The bible does not say that. It does say man is a slave to the evil one. That dick loves to distort the truth as he is "the lier" one of his titles. Walking with jesus, we get crushed but not destroyed is more acurate. Ranting but its a lie, powerful and deadly an we lap it up and othere human wisdom like blind retarads. Would not be Christian of me not to end with. If depressed/ need a doctor Jesus is the way.

@Peter It's pretty hard to help from someone who never shows it self talks nor ever make it's presence known any way