M and Carriage Riddle

The joke plays on the similar ending sounds of the words "marriage" and "carriage", creating a setup for a dark punchline about a baby not growing old. It's morbid humor.

• Baby
• Carriage
• Time
• Child
• Punchline
• Mortality

• What starts with M and ends with arriage? Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what? Neither does the child.
• What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
• What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
• What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never grow old.