Never jokes
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.