Never jokes
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Memes
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!