Never jokes
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."