Never jokes
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
tru tho
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.