Never jokes
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.