Never jokes
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.