Never jokes

Why can you never surprise mountains?

They peak.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

What cookie has an orphan never had?

Homemade.