Never jokes

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

What cookie has an orphan never had?

Homemade.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

Why did the retard cross the road?

He never made it!

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.