Never jokes
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
:(
Continue.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.