Never jokes
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!
(Btw I never actually did this irl yet)
So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why I made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.
I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"