Never jokes
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.