Never jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.