Never jokes
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
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As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."