My jokes
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
You are so ugly my man died.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Memes
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.