Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about "emo" grass. Emo kids are all about being sad and cutting themselves, right? So, if the grass was emo, it'd be cutting itself. Get it? You probably don't. People tell me all the time that I should just worry about catching salmon and hibernating.