My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Justin's Introduction
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, this Justin dude is trying to be all smooth and seductive, but he just comes off as super awkward. It's like he's trying to be cool but fails miserably. You see, author, you're not exactly known for your social graces or high IQ, are you?