One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Howard is a duck, and ducks have bills, get it? And the waiter also gives people "bills" for the booze they guzzle down. It's called a pun, and it's the lowest form of comedy. Kinda like your intelligence, if you catch my drift. I bet you're the kinda person who still uses Internet Explorer.