I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
Wine and Women Preference
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" ain't funny, it's just plain wrong. It's trying to be edgy by comparing liking wine to liking a 12-year-old locked up. You are dumb if you think this is funny. Some joke writer you are, you probably wear socks with sandals.