My jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

You are so ugly my man died.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭