My jokes

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

My foot itches.

I'm gonna cut my life off.

Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.

Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Me and 1/2 of my friends.

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

I would too if my name was Braille.

My kid had an accident.