My jokes

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

I love playing games with my family.

Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”

Me: “Hey, did you kno-“

Recently my baby did this:

🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.

Suck my dick!

(Ron Jeremy)