My jokes

Suck my pp!

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

I'm gonna cut my life off.

My foot itches.

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

Me and 1/2 of my friends.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

My name is Big Dick.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.

I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"