My jokes
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Memes
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
My foot itches.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"