Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
My Jokes
My name is Martha.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why does my brother have no mom?
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
My brother when he's mad
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper.
I'd put it under my pillow and while I was sleeping, he would come in and take it. In the morning, he would holler at me for losing the penny.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
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Don't touch my bot.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
