My jokes

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

You are so ugly my man died.

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

My sexlife xddddddddd