My jokes
My mom left me at a very young age.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.