Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who donates the entire goal amount for a fundraiser, thinking he's gonna get some kinda awesome prize. But surprise, surprise! The fundraiser people are like, "Nah, that's just the goal for each person." So, basically, the dude wasted his money. Also, you are probably bad with your money, too.
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