Unexpected Pregnancy

A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this dad goes to the doc to check on his daughter. Doc says she's knocked up. Now, here's where your brain needs a jump start: the daughter is only ten! Ten-year-olds ain't supposed to be preggers. That's like finding a fish riding a bicycle, get it? It's unexpected and kinda messed up. Since you clearly needed the help, I am betting that you often trip on flat surfaces and drool when you concentrate.

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