My jokes

My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒

I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.

Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.

One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.

Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Person you don't know, my name.

My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.

My existence.

What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?

A: My sister.