Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
An Orphan's Rebuttal
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about an orphan. Here's the knee-slapper: this kid is saying his parents are "never" home, because he's an orphan and his parents are dead. Haha! You are probably laughing so hard you will become an orphan yourself because no one loves you.