My jokes
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Memes
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.