My jokes
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Suck my balls!
My dad went to go get milk.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
I miss my wife, Tails.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."