My jokes
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck π
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
My happiness.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I donβt have a Lamborghini in my garage...
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
My name has "anus" in it.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!