My jokes
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I miss my wife, Tails.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
I like penis in my bum!
Memes
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
My name has "anus" in it.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"