My jokes

I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

I miss my wife, Tails.

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.

Orphan: Mine are never.

I like penis in my bum!

My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌

"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.