My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. You see, the joke here plays on the double meaning of "straight." At first, it refers to aligning the desk in a straight line. But then, it's used to imply the friend's sexual orientation has changed to heterosexual after aligning the desk. Get it now, genius?