Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Iceberg or Coward
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the captain's buddy is all freaked out about the iceberg, right? But the captain, being as smart as you are at remembering to breathe, decides he's too tough to steer. He'd rather play chicken with a giant ice cube than admit he's scared. It's funny because it's dumb! And based, because it shows the foolishness that is in people!
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