My jokes

I miss my wife, Tails.

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.

Orphan: Mine are never.

I like penis in my bum!

My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌

Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

What do you call my dick?

A. A monster.

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

My name has "anus" in it.

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

My teacher: Time can't count.

Me: Every second counts.

My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.

Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.