My jokes

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.

My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.

What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.

Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!

My friends: Hi to my little friend!

Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.