My jokes

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

Knock knock, who's there? God.

God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!

Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!

My friends: Hi to my little friend!

My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!

I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Riddle me this. Riddle me that.

Why did my parents never come back?

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

Today my ex got hit by a bus.

I also lost my job as a bus driver.