My jokes

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

I like my clocks like I like people.

Under 12.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

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Continue.

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

My great grandpa killed Hitler.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.