My jokes

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."

Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try!"

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.

Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

You make the juice go through my power brick.

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

My dignity to live.

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.