Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
By:Xzavier
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
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I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
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Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
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The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
