I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
