Self-worth

Self-Worth Jokes

People

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

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  • Worth

    You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.

    Scan

    Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

    Alfred: Why?

    Me: because I'm worthless... =)

    Time

    Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

    Life

    bully: "Your life's a joke."

    me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

    Price Tag

    Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

    Life

    Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

    Flower

    We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

    We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

    Knife

    What's the difference between me and a knife?

    One has a point, and the other doesn't.

    Food

    What is the difference between me and food?

    Food has a use.

    Girl

    I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

    The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

    The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

    LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.