Self-worth jokes

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

I know I'm valuable.

I come with a barcode.

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.