Self-worth

Self-worth jokes

People

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

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  • Worth

    You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.

    Scan

    Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

    Alfred: Why?

    Me: because I'm worthless... =)

    Memes

    Time

    Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

    Life

    bully: "Your life's a joke."

    me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

    Price Tag

    Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

    Life

    Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

    Flower

    We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

    We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

    Knife

    What's the difference between me and a knife?

    One has a point, and the other doesn't.

    Food

    What is the difference between me and food?

    Food has a use.

    Girl

    I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

    The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

    The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

    LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

    Community

    "One day, we'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember" "Run to God confess your sins and you'll be saved" "We are the champions, my friends, and we'll keep on fighting 'til the end" "I'll keep this world from draggin' me down. Gonna stand my ground. And I won't back down"

    Just a reminder that you are amazing. You are worth it. There are people that love you, and people you love. You shouldn't die for someone, live for someone. Keep going. You'll power through. I believe in you. Find something you love. Stay with it. And I love you and so does God remember that. You can do it ml, believe me <3

    for your whole life people expected things from you. be good, be better, be successful, be happy, and you've tried, sometimes at the expense of your own peace, but to be good enough for others, maybe some of it helped, but a lot of it just made you feel like youre never doing enough, but whos life are you really living? whos voice are you trying to impress? if its not yours, let it go. you dont have to chase after a perfect life to deserve peace. youre not a list of achievements, youre a person, and your life, gets to feel like yours.

    you did what you could with what you had. maybe it wasnt perfect, maybe it wasnt to the best of your abilities, maybe it wasnt enough for them, but it was honest, and it was yours. sometimes thats all you can do. just give your best, and let it be enough for you.