Bad News Combination

The humor is based on the dark twist. The friend initially presents two separate pieces of bad news, but when combined, they form an even worse scenario: the girlfriend is cheating on both of them. It's funny because of the unexpectedness and the betrayal combined with dark humor.

• Friend
• News
• Girlfriend
• Morbidity
• Bad
• Day

• Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity. Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men... I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
• My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
• One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
• My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"