Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.