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Little Johnny's Definition of Sex

    • A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”

    Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”

    The teacher faints.

    Explanation

    • Little Johnny gives a funny, rhyming, and somewhat cheeky explanation of sex to his teacher, using euphemisms that sound like a biology lesson. The teacher, shocked by his answer, faints.

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    • Comments (30)

    • That was Hailarious! XD

    ye Hilarious hahahahahahahaha

    This is my favorite and I could never forget it. Are you a perfessional?

    Some would say that Gwen

    Welcome :)

    I hope Xzavier and Gwen kill themselves

    STOP JAMAL THATS A DEATH WISH

    I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE JAMAL AND PLUS I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A SOCAIL WEBSITE BEFORE AND I'M JUST GETTING AJUSTED!!! NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR HELP ANY WAY JAMAL!!!!!!

    very funny

    i was crying XD

    Hello jamal, we would like to see your id please, so we can confirm you are old enough to be arrested.

    Funny

    I mean he is right

    Very true and Jamal were is your id we need to see it before you get arrested!!

    What if the the teach said oh yes daddy at the end

    Some kid did this in my health class

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    Nice job, Xzavier. I think it was really good! please make more.

    Oval Goshawk

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