My jokes
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
My life </3 XD :'(
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.