A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
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Explanation
The joke plays on double meaning and sexual innuendo. The boy's remark about his "dick" being "too long" is a double entendre referring to both the length of the joke and his penis. The girl responds with a double meaning as well, stating that he will never "get" her joke in both a literal sense and in a sexual sense.
Mom
Your grounded and honey your peepee isn’t that long it’s about shrimp size don’t be embarrassed
Bob
Says dick but blurts out pussy
@Bob
Lol I was thinking that
@@bob
same
@@@bob
Ditto
dank
Ya
whiterabbit
Story of my childhood. Luckily, the teachers were FAR more accommodating.
jennica
g r o u n d e d xD
Ur mum
LOL
dad
honey leave him alone he can believe all he wants
that one guy
that was to good
Kylie_lesbo
Lol
Anonymous
Wanna hear another joke about your pussy? Never mind it stinks
Ur mom
Lol
Sirenhead
Lololololololololololololololololol