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I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.

She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.