My jokes

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

Suck my cheetah.

My anus smells.

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

I love you like my cuts.

Deeply.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"

Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."

Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"

Dad: "That isn't the remote."

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