Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Michael Jackson's Chess Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. You really don't get it? Well, lemme break it down for your tiny brain. You see, Michael Jackson sang a song called "Black or White," right? And chess has black and white pieces. So, the joke is that he can't make up his mind which piece to play with 'cause of his song. Get it now, you numb-skull?
Psychopath101
Ohhh you son of a orphan
Anonymous
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