Music jokes
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.