Music jokes

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Who dislikes my freestyle?

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Alone" by Alan Walker.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

Digga D?

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

Prince, are you there?

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

A bass drum is the boss.