Music jokes
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Whatβs the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Memes
MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.