Music jokes

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Alone" by Alan Walker.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

Prince, are you there?

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Digga D?

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?

Rhyme-Apple.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

A bass drum is the boss.

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Who dislikes my freestyle?

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.