Music jokes

Prince, are you there?

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Alone" by Alan Walker.

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Digga D?

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

A bass drum is the boss.

Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

How does a rapper start his day?

With a MIC check!

What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?

RHY-MANGO!

What's a rapper's favorite insect?

Rhy-mosquito.