Music jokes
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Memes
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Digga D?
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Prince, are you there?
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
A bass drum is the boss.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"