Music jokes
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.