Music jokes

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?

Tailighmo.

Who dislikes my freestyle?

What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.

Prince, are you there?

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Digga D?

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.

A bass drum is the boss.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?

Rhyme-Apple.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.

What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?

RHY-MANGO!

What's a rapper's favorite insect?

Rhy-mosquito.