Music jokes
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
A bass drum is the boss.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.