Music jokes
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Memes
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT