Music jokes
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Prince, are you there?
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!